
Shaken not stirred, and do you accept kidneys as payment?
A night out at Sandton’s VIP Room or Shimmy Beach Club might set you back R100 a cocktail but compared to these rare, unique and fabulously expensive drinks, that’s chump change, babe.

‘Heaven on earth and sex on a plate’
We’re all about the lush things in life and when it comes to our sushi, darling we don’t skimp. That’s why Nobu at the One and Only is literally our slice of teriyaki-flavoured heaven.

Is the ice cream as good as the Instagram?
How do you know someone is in Cape Town on vacay? Oh, that’s easy! They’re either posing in an over-sized bird’s nests at Babylonstoren or with a Crumbs and Cream sandwich. The journalist in us asks the question, ‘Is the ice cream as good as the Instagram?’

Chocolate for breakfast
Growing up, mothers around the world all agreed on one thing, ‘you can’t possibly have chocolate for breakfast!’ Well this brekkie spot says, ‘Why the hell not?’

Be the richest bitch at the braai
With alfresco lunches on the horizon the title of ‘hostess with the mostest’ is something that needs to be earned … and that Cos lettuce salad? Darling, that will never do!

In with the “in crowd”
There’s no denying that we’re social climbers, so trust us when we say that the place to be seen in Joburg is at Marble in Rosebank.

Dinner is served, Madame et Monsieur
Why settle for your usual Italian restaurant on the corner when you can dine amongst creatures extraordinaire at Joburg’s hottest new artisanal cocktail bar?