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Ok, so while some of us like to spice things up in the bedroom with whipped cream, others are buying 14 million rand dildos that double as necklaces.
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These puppies NEED homes (we’re not talking about the guys, ladies) and Passports and Pérignon won’t stop until all the cages are empty.
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Everyone has their ‘thing’ … whips, vegetarianism or CrossFit. Mine is well, a little more unconventionally twisted.
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Going to see Doctor Hoo-hah is never a pleasant experience and we often omit things because well, they are kinda awkies. The one thing gynaes want you to know? THEY HAVE SEEN IT ALL.
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We’re going where no girl has been before… into the mind of the F*ck Boy, ‘cos who isn’t dying to know what really happens to our nudes after we break up?
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If you’ve been on Tinder for a year straight and are still coming up unlucky in love, why not try one of these um, interesting apps (one is for horse lovers only!)
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Having been cooped up at home overcoming a recent tonsillectomy, I had time on my hands. What better way to pass it than in the kitchen, whipping up ‘Love your Libido’ tea?
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Our editor sent her unsuspecting boyfriend the most cringe-worthy lines from 50 Shades of Grey and the results were hilarious.
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Everybody likes things a little frisky in the bedroom but how easily can the Big ‘Oh’ turn to ‘Oh, my god call an ambulance!’
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You can’t type a message without an emoji making an appearance. In case you’ve ever wondered … that peach isn’t actually a peach! *Shock horror*.